Hello. Run, do not walk, to the nearest grocery store and buy the ingredients for this pie.
Then, make this pie. It’s very easy, except for the part where you have to let it set in the fridge for at least three hours. Good luck with that. Maybe go for a run or a hike, or do some HIIT, so you’ll feel more deserving of it when it’s ready.
After that, my only advice is to have a plan for what you’re going to do with the part you haven’t eaten immediately. Maybe donate a piece to a neighbor, or take some to the office. Or not — just know that you’re not going to be able to stop eating it.
(No, I didn’t eat this in bed. My bedroom is the only place in the apartment with good lighting. And this deserved good lighting.)